not the creepy kind of joker from Batman
but the kind that teases and pulls pranks even when your siblings absolutely hate it
oops..guilty.
I have been playing grown up and sophisticated too long....a whole 3 months.
So with a mix of that and watching a little too much of The Office
I have this sudden urge to pull a prank on somebody.
My best one yet was when I was in 5th grade.
In Utah valley, you get to go to a camp called Clear Creek with your class for a week.
One morning at breakfast we were all sitting in the cafeteria and the principal comes over to talk to someone next to me.
His shiny pocket knife that is in a holster type thing is staring me right in the face.
So I slide it out thinking he would notice and it would go a little something like this:
"Nice pocket knife Mr. Cherrington."
"Thanks, Marlisa" as I kindly give it back.
...but he didn't notice...
so as I was thrown completely off not knowing what to do
{what was I supposed to do.."Hey I took this and you didn't notice?"}
{what was I supposed to do.."Hey I took this and you didn't notice?"}
So naturally I kept it.
I had forgotten about it at lunch when he stood up to make an announcement.
"This morning I lost my pocket knife..describes the knife..if you find it please return it for a reward"
Winner, winner chicken dinner.
Doing the touchdown dance.
So after giving it time to 'find' it
I walk into the teacher's cabin and give it back to him telling him I found it somewhere
{can't remember where my fifth grade masterful mind came up with}
Guess who had candy that lasted the rest of the week??
This girl.
Classic.
Now to find someone I can pull a prank on.
Preferrably at work but we'll see.
I'll keep you posted.
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