First Day of School

So I had my first day of school on thursday. First time back in a year. It all went pretty good except for the fact that parking has got even more ridiculous since I've been there.

{good thing i'm a pro at illegal parking}

All of my classes went good and I'm pretty excited to get going.

THEN... I went to 7 Habits for Highly Effective People...

The teacher is nuts and has the BEST facial expressions when she is listening to people that I have ever seen in my life. We all had to write our name on a name card and a symbol that represented us in some way. Someone drew John Wayne, Hulk, monkey, snowboard, globe, utah jazz, etc. I drew a basketball.

Our teacher said that she was very sarcastic and to not take things personal on a sidenote randomly. This girl said "Just to let you know I wasn't born with the part of my brain that deciphers sarcastic comments and I think your being serious." The whole class just goes silent...huh??? So it was kind of made into a joke and when something was said that was funny but obviously not true or an exaggeration someone would blurt out "Sarcastic!" so that she would know hahaha.

Apparently she didn't think it was funny. When it was her turn to tell us about herself she told us that she was on a full scholarship and just because she couldn't tell what was sarcastic and what wasn't didn't mean that she was not intelligent.

THEN she showed us her name card and it was a picture of a girl with ginormous boobs. {eyebrows go up..stunned face..etc.} word for word...

Girl -"I drew a girl with big boobs because obviously I have big boobs...." (she doesn't) "See I can be sarcastic, too"
"I am going to be a plastic surgeon so I'm going to help people get big boobs."
"It takes ten years to get my degree but the starting salary is $good so I go from free education to a lot of money"

The teacher- "OOkkaaayyyyy."

Seriously I have never been in such a big "what the heck just happened" moment. I was speechless.


Oh and there is a boy that climbs walls {cool}. The girl who drew the hulk is apparently related to him. The kid who drew the monkey apparently draws war scenes of them.

What a crazy entertaining this semester is going to be.